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Dad Jokes: Did You Hear About The Guy
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke? He won the 'no-bell' prize.
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Best dad jokes
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best 10 dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees
When a dad drives past a graveyard
What did the grape do when he got stepped on
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
Two goldfish are in a tank
When a dad drives past a cow
I had a neck brace fitted years ago
When you ask a dad if he's alright
Yo daddy is so bald when he wears a turtleneck
Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip
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Your mama is like a big mac round
Your Kid May Be An Honors Student, But You're
A four year old little boy was at the doctors office with his mother in the waiting room when he spotted a pregnant lady on the other side of the room
What Is Live? Life Is Love. Whats Love? Love Is
A jewish father was concerned about his son who was about a year away-from-his-bar-mitzvah
Why did the blonde snort sweet-n-low
A general noticed one of his soldiers behaving oddly
A Friend Of Mine Tried To Annoy Me With Bird
My Math Teacher Called Me Average. How Mean
Yo mom is so fat she fell