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Lawyers Jokes: How Do You Get A Lawyer

Best lawyers jokes

These are the best 10 lawyers jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean
• What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with three empty seats
• You are stuck in an elevator with a tiger a lion and a lawyer
• Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?
• What do you call a lawyer with an iq of 50
• An engineer a physicist and a lawyer were being interviewed for a position as chief executive officer of a large corporation
• What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with three empty seats
• What is the differece between a lawyer and a protitute
• A biker walks into a yuppie bar and shouts all lawyers are assholes
• What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common

Random lawyers jokes

These are 10 lawyers jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a study
• The following is a true story and this situation supposedly occurred in a real courtroom
• A man who had been caught embezzling millions from his employer went to a lawyer seeking defense
• An airliner was having engine trouble and the pilot instructed the cabin crew
• What do you call a lawyer who has gone bad
• It was so cold today i saw a lawyer
• Warning signs that you might need a different lawyer
• What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving
• What is the ideal weight of a lawyer
• Why did the post office recall the new lawyer stamps?

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