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Dad Jokes: Can You Put My Shoes On
Dad, can you put my shoes on? No, I don't think they'll fit me.
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
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Hey I was thinking
What do you call a fat psychic
What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car
When a dad drives past a cow
My wife tried to unlatch our daughter's car seat
5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
Today my son asked can I have a book mark?
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table
How do you get a squirrel to like you
People say they pick their nose
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