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Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom? Because the 'P' is silent.
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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Did you hear the rumor about butter
Soup or salad?
Did you hear about the circus fire
I just watched a program about beavers
My wife tried to unlatch our daughter's car seat
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table
Why don't eggs tell jokes
I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town
The rotation of earth
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
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