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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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What did the grape do when he got stepped on
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter
Dads 50th birthday card
I've got a great joke about construction
I would avoid the sushi
Make me a sandwich!
How do you get a squirrel to like you
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table
Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro
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