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What do you call a Mexican with a vasectomy?
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A murderer sitting in the electric chair was about to be executed
One day two kids were wandering around near a stream
There are three men in the bathroom two englishmen and an australian
A cop was riding a bicycle looking for a crook
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Two hunters got a pilot to fly them into the far north for elk hunting
Bill and ned walk into a fast food joint one afternoon to get lunch
These two cannibals were eating a clown when one of them looks at the other and asks
A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders but was not getting many
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One night this girl prayed for her mum her dad her sister and her grandma and she forgot her grandad
One afternoon a carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady
Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine
While going through his wife s dresser drawers a farmer discovered three soybeans and an envelope
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Three boys were sitting on some steps watching cars go by
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The queen of england invited the pope to buckingham palace to wave to the crowd
There s an irishmana scotsman and an englishman stranded on a desert island
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