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Dad Jokes: How Do You Get A Squirrel
How do you get a squirrel to like you? Act like a nut.
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Random dad jokes
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When a dad drives past a cow
Would you like the milk in a bag
What do you call a fake noodle
I would avoid the sushi
Hey I was thinking
What do you get from a pampered cow
What's brown and sticky
Yo daddy is so bald when he wears a turtleneck
Sorry about your wait
How does a penguin build it's house
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