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Dad Jokes: Soup Or Salad
Waitress: 'Soup or salad?' Dad: 'I don't want a SUPER salad, I want a regular salad.'
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Best dad jokes
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Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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I would avoid the sushi
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