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Dad Jokes: What Do You Call An Elephant
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? An irrelephant.
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
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Would you like the milk in a bag
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People say they pick their nose
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Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
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People don't like having to bend over
Paper or plastic?
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