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Doctor Jokes: Doctor Should I File My Nails
Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?
Doctor: No!
Throw them away like everybody else.
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Best doctor jokes
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Four doctors who had not seen each other since their surgical residencies met at a medical seminar
Patient to cosmetic surgeon will it hurt me doctor
A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room
This guy has a bad case of hemorrhoids he decides to go see the doctor
I have an earache
Two psychiatrists were walking down a hall
A guy had been feeling down for so long that he finally decided to seek the aid of a psychiatrist
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor s office
A woman and a baby were in the doctors examining room waiting for the doctor to come in
My stomach is getting awfully big doctor
Random doctor jokes
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10 doctor jokes
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How do you know that eating carrots is good for my eyes
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have
A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients
John is at the doctor recieving just a general checkup when he says to the doctor hey doc did you know i can sing out of my arse
A man speaks frantically into the phone my wife is pregnant
A dentist say s to his patient there is a cavity here i must drill but before hand i will numb the area with novacain
Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients on the operating table
Did you know that there are more than 1000 bones in the human body
A prostitute went 2 a surgeon 2 request 4 a second vagina
Doctor there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye named brown
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