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If I cut off my right butt-cheek, will I be left behind?
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Best corny jokes
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One day two kids were wandering around near a stream
A murderer sitting in the electric chair was about to be executed
There are three men in the bathroom two englishmen and an australian
A cop was riding a bicycle looking for a crook
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Two hunters got a pilot to fly them into the far north for elk hunting
Bill and ned walk into a fast food joint one afternoon to get lunch
These two cannibals were eating a clown when one of them looks at the other and asks
A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders but was not getting many
One day there were two boys playing by a stream when they saw a woman bathing naked
Random corny jokes
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A mexican walks into a bakery and asks may i have a bum please
A pompous minister was seated next to a hillbilly on a flight across the country
A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders but was not getting many
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These two cannibals were eating a clown when one of them looks at the other and asks
I just got my new lexus rx400h and returned to the dealer the next day complaining that i couldn t figure out how the radio worked
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Two polish hunters were driving through the country to go bear hunting
Did you hear about the guy with five penises
You are driving along in your car on a wild stormy night
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