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Best one liner jokes

These are the best 10 one liner jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• Such A Little Man, Such A Drama Queen
• It's Been Proven That Girls Reach The Age Of
• Children In The Dark Make Accidents, But Accidents In The
• My Dad Died When We Couldn't Remember His Blood
• The Value Of Money In A Relationship: The 10 Bucks
• I'm At The Age Where I Can't Take
• What Do You Have When You Have Two Balls In
• Lite: The New Way To Spell "Light," Now With 20
• I Like Jesus But He Loves Me, So It's
• Why Is It Good To Have A Blonde Passenger? You

Random one liner jokes

These are 10 one liner jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

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• I Have More Talent In My Smallest Fart Than You
• When Decorating Your Tween Daughter's Room, Don't Forget
• I Have No Business With You, Unless Behind The Bushes
• I Want To Go To IKEA, Hide In A Wardrobe
• She's So Ugly, The Fell Out Of The Ugly
• My Girlfriend Left Me Because She Couldn't Handle My
• I Tried To Hang Myself With A Bungee Chord. I
• I Bumped Into My French Teacher The Other Day Who

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Funny jokes

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• Don't You Hate It When Someone Answers Their Own
• Why Wasn't The Vampire Working? He Was On His
• At your age winston churchill used be up and out for his morning walk at 5 am
• Yo mama stinks so bad she made
• One day there was a blind man walking down the street and he smelled oranges so he bought some fruit