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Dad Jokes: I Made A Pencil With Two
I made a pencil with two erasers. It was pointless.
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks
Want to hear a joke about paper
I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What time did the man go to the dentist
Dads 50th birthday card
When a dad drives past a cow
Did you hear the rumor about butter
Can you put my shoes on
People say they pick their nose
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