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Corny Jokes: You So Ugly Last Time You
You so ugly, last time you got ass was when your toilet paper broke!
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One day two kids were wandering around near a stream
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Two hunters got a pilot to fly them into the far north for elk hunting
These two cannibals were eating a clown when one of them looks at the other and asks
A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders but was not getting many
One day there were two boys playing by a stream when they saw a woman bathing naked
Random corny jokes
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A woman and a baby were in the doctor s examining room waiting for the doctor to come in
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