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I thought about going on an all-almond diet. But that's just nuts.
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
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Make me a sandwich!
Hey I was thinking
What time did the man go to the dentist
Yo daddy is so bald when he wears a turtleneck
What do you call a fake noodle
What do you call a man with a rubber toe
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket
Dads 50th birthday card
The rotation of earth
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