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One Liner Jokes: I'd Pat My Own Back
I'd pat my own back but my ego is too busy shaking my hand.
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Such A Little Man, Such A Drama Queen
My Dad Died When We Couldn't Remember His Blood
Children In The Dark Make Accidents, But Accidents In The
I Like Jesus But He Loves Me, So It's
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I'm At The Age Where I Can't Take
Crime In Multi-storey Car Parks. That Is Wrong On
The Value Of Money In A Relationship: The 10 Bucks
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So Sorry I Asked If Your Makeup Was By Picasso
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