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Grocery store checker: 'Paper or plastic?' Dad: 'Either, I'm bisacktual.'
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Best dad jokes
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best 10 dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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Why did the scarecrow win an award
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom
I had a neck brace fitted years ago
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon
Two goldfish are in a tank
How do I look?
A furniture store keeps calling me
What did the grape do when he got stepped on
What's an astronaut's favorite part of a computer
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