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Dad Jokes: Can You Put My Shoes On
Dad, can you put my shoes on? No, I don't think they'll fit me.
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Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Random dad jokes
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I saw your dad walking down the street the other day
What's brown and sticky
I used to hate facial hair
When you ask a dad if they got a haircut
Today my son asked can I have a book mark?
Why did the coffee file a police report
What did the grape do when he got stepped on
Dads 50th birthday card
Want to hear a joke about paper
My wife is really mad at the fact that
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