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Dad Jokes: Two Goldfish Are In A Tank
Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, 'do you know how to drive this thing?'
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
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I would avoid the sushi
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What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
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What do you call a fake noodle
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Hey I was thinking
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What's brown and sticky
What do you get from a pampered cow
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I would avoid the sushi
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