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Dad Jokes: I Decided To Sell My Vacuum
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner—it was just gathering dust!
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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I've never gone to a gun range before
When you ask a dad if he's alright
Don t forget a bucket
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees
Hey I was thinking
What do you call a fake noodle
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh
I just watched a program about beavers
Why don't eggs tell jokes
Today my son asked can I have a book mark?
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