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Religious Jokes: A Buddhist Monk Walks Up To
A buddhist monk walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, 'Make me one with everything.'
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Best religious jokes
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best 10 religious jokes
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After praying nonstop for eight years god finally decided to grant a man three wishes
A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands
Really good deed this guy arrives at the pearly gates
He had two parrots
Three guys went up to heaven as they came to the gate st peter was there
Little billy wanted 100 dollars badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened
A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye
God was sitting in heaven one day when a scientist said to him God we don't need you anymore
Jesus and saint peter are golfing
One day adam and eve notice god standing before them holding a bag
Random religious jokes
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10 religious jokes
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Three men went to hell
A man dies and appears at the pearly gates
A buddhist monk walks up to a hot dog vendor
Jesus and saint peter are golfing
Three guys went up to heaven as they came to the gate st peter was there
A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck and everyone inside dies
Why wasn t jesus born in australia
Little billy wanted 100 dollars badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened
Einstein climbs to the top of mt sinai to get close enough to talk to god
There were 3 men who died and before god would let them into heaven he gave them a chance to come back as anything they wanted
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