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Dad Jokes: Why Don't Skeletons Ever Go
Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating? Because they have no body to go with.
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
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I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town
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It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke'
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon
When you ask a dad if he's alright
What do you call a fake noodle
I used to hate facial hair
The shovel
Don t forget a bucket
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
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