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Dad Jokes: I Decided To Sell My Vacuum
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner—it was just gathering dust!
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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How many apples grow on a tree
When you ask a dad if he's alright
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro
5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
How do I look?
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter
I don't play soccer
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke
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