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What do you get if you cross a bear with a toilet?
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Best animal jokes
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This duck walks into a convenience store and asks the clerk do you have any grapes
The lapd the fbi and the cia are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals
What did the fish say when he swam into the wall
A young magician started to work on a cruise ship with his pet parrot
A young polar bear came into his den and asked his mother mom am i a real polar bear
Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree
Here was a priest he trained his horse to respond when he said praise the lord and hallejuelah
One day a cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven
Why do u have 2 boobs on ur back
A ventriloquist s car breaks down near a farm and he decides to have a little fun with the redneck farmer that owned it
Random animal jokes
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10 animal jokes
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There was a papa mole a mama mole and a baby mole
What do you get if you cross a bear with a toilet
A small frog goes to a fortune teller and asks if he is gonna meet a young girl
Recently the psychic hotline and psychic friends network have launched hotlines for frogs
There was once a rabbit in a bird who didnt like each other
Two little squirrels were walking along in the forest
A young magician started to work on a cruise ship with his pet parrot
During the super bowl there was another football game of note between the big animals and the small animals
One day all the male dogs were playing poker and the stuck there winers in a pot
A bear and a rabbit was taking a shit in the woods
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