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Dad Jokes: I Made A Pencil With Two
I made a pencil with two erasers. It was pointless.
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro
What's an astronaut's favorite part of a computer
My daughter screeched
The rotation of earth
I just watched a program about beavers
Did you hear about the circus fire
I had a neck brace fitted years ago
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town
Dads 50th birthday card
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