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Lawyers Jokes: What Is The Ideal Weight Of
What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?
About three pounds, including the urn.
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Best lawyers jokes
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What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean
You are stuck in an elevator with a tiger a lion and a lawyer
Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?
What do you call a lawyer with an iq of 50
A biker walks into a yuppie bar and shouts all lawyers are assholes
What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with three empty seats
What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common
What is the definition lucky break
What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with three empty seats
What is the differece between a lawyer and a protitute
Random lawyers jokes
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10 lawyers jokes
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A lawyer was on his cell phone calling a locksmith
How do you stop a lawyer from drowning?
Three men a doctor an accountant and a lawyer are dead and they appear in front of st peter
At the rate law schools are turning them out
A big-city california lawyer went duck hunting in rural texas
Two lawyers were out hunting when they came upon a couple of tracks
Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?
The new york times among other papers recently published a new hubble space telescope photograph of distant galaxies colliding
Why does new jersey have all the toxic waste dumps and california has all the lawyers
A physician an engineer and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented
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