Shit Happens!
1 taoism- if you understand shit, it isn't shit hinduism- this shit happened before confucianism- confucious say 'shit happens' buddhism- shit will happen to you again zen- what is the sound of shit happening?
islam- if shit happens it is the will of Allah sikhism- leave our shit alone jehova's witness- knock, knock shit happens atheism- i don't believe this shit agnosticism- can you prove that shit happens?