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I thought about going on an all-almond diet. But that's just nuts.
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
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The shovel
Did you hear about the circus fire
5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
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When a dad drives past a graveyard
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
How many apples grow on a tree
What do you call a fake noodle
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke
I thought about going on an all-almond diet
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