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Dad Jokes: I Decided To Sell My Vacuum
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner—it was just gathering dust!
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
Would you like the milk in a bag
What do you call a fake noodle
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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I saw your dad walking down the street the other day
Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip
What time did the man go to the dentist
Soup or salad?
I thought about going on an all-almond diet
Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating
The shovel
Why did the scarecrow win an award
My wife tried to unlatch our daughter's car seat
Your smile is so nice to see in this wedding photo
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