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Grocery store checker: 'Paper or plastic?' Dad: 'Either, I'm bisacktual.'
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Soup or salad?
Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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I've never gone to a gun range before
Make me a sandwich!
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
I just watched a program about beavers
The rotation of earth
Hey I was thinking
Soup or salad?
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke
Why don't eggs tell jokes
Why did the scarecrow win an award
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