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Dad Jokes: Two Goldfish Are In A Tank
Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, 'do you know how to drive this thing?'
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
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Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks
People don't like having to bend over
Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating
What did the grape do when he got stepped on
Can you put my shoes on
I used to hate facial hair
Make me a sandwich!
Can you put the cat out
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh
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