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What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?
About three pounds, including the urn.
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What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean
You are stuck in an elevator with a tiger a lion and a lawyer
Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?
What do you call a lawyer with an iq of 50
A biker walks into a yuppie bar and shouts all lawyers are assholes
What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with three empty seats
What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common
What is the definition lucky break
What is the differece between a lawyer and a protitute
What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with three empty seats
Random lawyers jokes
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You might be a lawyer if
Two lawyers are leaving the office
Now that you have been acquitted will you tell me truly did you steal the car
When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law before the criminal gets arrested we call him an accomplice
Two lawyers were out hunting when they came upon a couple of tracks
What do you call one lawyer thrown off a bridge into a river
Do you know how copper wire was invented
A biker walks into a yuppie bar and shouts all lawyers are assholes
What do you have when 100 lawyers are
At the rate law schools are turning them out
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