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Dad Jokes: Did You Hear About The Kidnapping
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's fine, he woke up.
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
Would you like the milk in a bag
What do you call a fake noodle
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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Today my son asked can I have a book mark?
Yo daddy is so bald when he wears a turtleneck
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Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
Soup or salad?
I saw your dad walking down the street the other day
The shovel
People say they pick their nose
Paper or plastic?
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