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Religious Jokes: Why Wasn T Jesus Born In
Q: Why wasn't Jesus born in Australia?
A: Because God couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.
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After praying nonstop for eight years god finally decided to grant a man three wishes
A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands
Really good deed this guy arrives at the pearly gates
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Three guys went up to heaven as they came to the gate st peter was there
A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye
God was sitting in heaven one day when a scientist said to him God we don't need you anymore
Little billy wanted 100 dollars badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened
Jesus and saint peter are golfing
One day adam and eve notice god standing before them holding a bag
Random religious jokes
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10 religious jokes
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God says to this man come forth and i will grant you eternal life
A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day
An old man from a far off land was once on the subway in new york
A man dies and goes to heaven
A jewish grandmother is watching her grandchild playing on the beach when a huge wave comes and takes him out to sea
A guy dies and is sent to hell
The two thousand member baptist church was filled
Three nuns die and are at the gates of heaven and st peter pops up
One day little danny was in sunday school and the preacher asked what part of the body went to heaven first
Adam and god were walking in the garden one day
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