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Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to spread it!
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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How does a penguin build it's house
What's an astronaut's favorite part of a computer
I saw your dad walking down the street the other day
Soup or salad?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter
Today my son asked can I have a book mark?
I used to hate facial hair
What time did the man go to the dentist
When a dad drives past a graveyard
I used to work in a shoe recycling shop
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If Winning Isn't Everything Why Do They Keep Score
Yo mama so stupid when you were born
Did You Hear About The Guy Who Died Of A
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Why did you make eve so beautiful
Why did the blonde get confused in the the bathroom
Cannibals Like To Meat People
Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue. I've Got Five
My Annual Performance Review Says I Lack "passion & Intensity", Guess