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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off.
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
Would you like the milk in a bag
What do you call a fake noodle
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I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town
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Why did the scarecrow win an award
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People say they pick their nose
What do you get from a pampered cow
My wife tried to unlatch our daughter's car seat
The rotation of earth
Paper or plastic?
Don t forget a bucket
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