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One Liner Jokes: Are You Made Of Beryllium, Gold
Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? You must be because you are BeAuTi-ful.
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I Like Jesus But He Loves Me, So It's
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Why Did God Give Men Penises? So They'd Have
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I'm The Kind Of Guy Who Stops The Microwave
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