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Ham and Eggs: A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.
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It's Been Proven That Girls Reach The Age Of
Such A Little Man, Such A Drama Queen
My Dad Died When We Couldn't Remember His Blood
Children In The Dark Make Accidents, But Accidents In The
I Like Jesus But He Loves Me, So It's
What Do You Have When You Have Two Balls In
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I'm At The Age Where I Can't Take
Crime In Multi-storey Car Parks. That Is Wrong On
The Value Of Money In A Relationship: The 10 Bucks
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Laugh At Your Problems, Everybody Else Does
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I Tried To Be Polite And Hold The Door Open
Hi There, I'm A Human Being! What Are You
Are You The Energizer Bunny Cause You Just Keep Going
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Why Do Black People Drive On The Left Side Of
You Look Like A Person That Would Exchange One Of
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