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Lawyers Jokes: How Many Lawyers Does It Take
How many lawyers does it take to roof a house?
Depends on how thin you slice them!
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Best lawyers jokes
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What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean
You are stuck in an elevator with a tiger a lion and a lawyer
Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?
What do you call a lawyer with an iq of 50
What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with three empty seats
A biker walks into a yuppie bar and shouts all lawyers are assholes
What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common
What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with three empty seats
What is the differece between a lawyer and a protitute
What is the definition lucky break
Random lawyers jokes
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10 lawyers jokes
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When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law before the criminal gets arrested we call him an accomplice
You are stuck in a foxhole
Warning signs that you might need a different lawyer
You are stuck in an elevator with a tiger a lion and a lawyer
One day a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw a guy eating grass
How do you stop a lawyer from drowning?
Why is the national institute of health substituting rats with lawyers for lab tests
How do you get a lawyer out of a tree
A judge asks a defendant to please stand
A man who had been caught embezzling millions from his employer went to a lawyer seeking defense
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