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Dad Jokes: Would You Like The Milk In
Cashier: 'Would you like the milk in a bag, sir?'
Dad: 'No, just leave it in the carton!'
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Random dad jokes
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What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter
The rotation of earth
When you ask a dad if they got a haircut
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon
My wife is really mad at the fact that
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
I used to hate facial hair
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The Only Thing I Have To Offer Men Is That
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You're IQ's Lower Than Your Shoe Size
Yo mama is so poor i saw her walking down the street