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One Liner Jokes: Once We Had Clinton, Johnny Cash
Once we had Clinton, Johnny Cash and Bob Hope. Now we have Bush, no Cash and no Hope.
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I Like Jesus But He Loves Me, So It's
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Crime In Multi-storey Car Parks. That Is Wrong On
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Girl, We Can Play Zoo..and You Can Tame My
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