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Dad Jokes: I Made A Pencil With Two
I made a pencil with two erasers. It was pointless.
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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What do you call a fake noodle
How do you get a squirrel to like you
Yo daddy is so bald when he wears a turtleneck
People don't like having to bend over
I thought about going on an all-almond diet
What's brown and sticky
I used to hate facial hair
Can you put my shoes on
When you ask a dad if they got a haircut
Paper or plastic?
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