An elderly couple lay in their bed when suddenly the man rips a stinky.
'What was that for?'
The old woman cried 'Touchdown 7-0'
The man replied.
Suddennnly a loud fart erupted from the woman 'Touchdown 7-7'
The man so overcome by the feeling that he had to win pushed and pushed, but nothing escaped, sudeenly he poo-pooed on the bed 'Halftime, switch sides..'
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