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Religious Jokes: A Buddhist Monk Walks Up To
A buddhist monk walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, 'Make me one with everything.'
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Best religious jokes
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best 10 religious jokes
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A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands
After praying nonstop for eight years god finally decided to grant a man three wishes
Really good deed this guy arrives at the pearly gates
He had two parrots
Three guys went up to heaven as they came to the gate st peter was there
Little billy wanted 100 dollars badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened
Jesus and saint peter are golfing
A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye
God was sitting in heaven one day when a scientist said to him God we don't need you anymore
A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road
Random religious jokes
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10 religious jokes
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The head of the monastery wanted to check how strong his priests are in resisting temptetion
A little kid asks his father daddy is god a man or a woman
The new priest is nervous about hearing confessions so he asks an older priest to sit in on his sessions
A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road
A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped down on a subway seat next to a priest
Three guys went up to heaven as they came to the gate st peter was there
3 rabbi s are having dinner together one rabbi looks troubled
There were three priests in a railroad station all wanting to go home to pittsburgh
A salesman from kfc walked up to the pope and offers him a million dollars if he would change the lord s prayer
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