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I thought about going on an all-almond diet. But that's just nuts.
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
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I don't trust stairs
People say they pick their nose
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees
What do you get from a pampered cow
Today my son asked can I have a book mark?
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro
I had a neck brace fitted years ago
What do you call a fat psychic
How do you get a squirrel to like you
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
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