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Dad Jokes: How Do You Get A Squirrel
How do you get a squirrel to like you? Act like a nut.
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
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My daughter screeched
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
What do you call a man with a rubber toe
My wife tried to unlatch our daughter's car seat
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner
What's brown and sticky
Dads 50th birthday card
Want to hear a joke about paper
I have a dad bod
Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating
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Discretion Is Being Able To Raise Your Eyebrow Instead Of
Yo mama is so short she had to climb
How many members of the bush administration does it take to change a light bulb?
A husband and wife out enjoying a round of golf were about to tee off on the third hole which was lined with beautiful homes
What did the blonde say when the airplane began to shake?
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Yo mama so poor i saw her kicking a key down the street
You Was Sent Away By The Devil For Unlidding Raw
I'm Having An Introvert Party And You're All