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I was born to be a pessimist. My blood type is B Negative.
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I Like Jesus But He Loves Me, So It's
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The Value Of Money In A Relationship: The 10 Bucks
Crime In Multi-storey Car Parks. That Is Wrong On
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Never Trust A Man That Says, "Trust Me." And Never
Top Quark Or Bottom Quark
If You Don't Care Where You Are, Then You
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