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Religious Jokes: Why Wasn T Jesus Born In
Q: Why wasn't Jesus born in Australia?
A: Because God couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.
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Three men went to hell
Best religious jokes
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best 10 religious jokes
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After praying nonstop for eight years god finally decided to grant a man three wishes
A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands
Really good deed this guy arrives at the pearly gates
He had two parrots
Three guys went up to heaven as they came to the gate st peter was there
A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye
God was sitting in heaven one day when a scientist said to him God we don't need you anymore
Little billy wanted 100 dollars badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened
Jesus and saint peter are golfing
One day adam and eve notice god standing before them holding a bag
Random religious jokes
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10 religious jokes
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A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road
Moses and jesus were in a threesome playing golf one day
The two thousand member baptist church was filled
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped down on a subway seat next to a priest
3 buddies die in a car crash they go to heaven to an orientation
One day adam and eve notice god standing before them holding a bag
A guy dies and is sent to hell
A jewish grandmother is watching her grandchild playing on the beach when a huge wave comes and takes him out to sea
Why did you make eve so beautiful
A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road he stopped and offered her a lift which she accepted
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