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Dad Jokes: How Do I Look
MOM: 'How do I look?' DAD: 'With your eyes.'
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Best dad jokes
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best 10 dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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How many apples grow on a tree
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks
Sorry about your wait
Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom
I used to hate facial hair
What do you call a man with a rubber toe
I don't play soccer
What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
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The Only One Of Your Children Who Does Not Grow
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Only An Ass Can Be Divided In Half
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