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Dad Jokes: Make Me A Sandwich
KID: 'Dad, make me a sandwich!' DAD: 'Poof, you're a sandwich!'
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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I saw your dad walking down the street the other day
Can you put the cat out
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Soup or salad?
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Today my son asked can I have a book mark?
People don't like having to bend over
What time did the man go to the dentist
What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car
I just watched a program about beavers
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